Greenguy

Last updated: August 2nd, 2023

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Sites like this, friends, never bore!

Greenguy

Greenguy is a text TGP site where you will find a lot of links to galleries with porn videos and pictures. The site has been live since the distant 1996. Some of you even were not born yet. You probably have no doubt that if a site lasts for so long, it is due to the quality it offers. And that’s right, the owner of this site chooses only the best of the Net.

There is no risk of getting into galleries with viruses, malware, pop-ups, and pops-under on this site. Also, on this site, you will not find links to redirects, scams, pages loaded with ads, full-page ads.

The design of the site is a little bit archaic. It seems to me that it has not been changed since its creation. On the other hand, this is a plus – the site loads at the speed of light. The old-fashioned design is offset by the interesting content this site offers. For your convenience, there is a Categories button in the upper left corner. Clicking it will pop up a list of categories to find out exactly what you are interested in.

GreenGuy – links that are hot and not that hot presentation

So, when a site has an archaic presentation, the only situation when this is acceptable is when it loads fast and you can find everything quickly and easily. I don’t really like sites that aren’t modern, and I do appreciate that modern presentation with animations and movements that make the whole site come to life. However, I can turn a blind eye if I really like the content, or there is something else I am satisfied with here. Sites like GreenGuy or Link-o-Rama are great and I like them because they give us hotlists of porn to take delight in.

As I said, I need something that will make you like the site, fall in love with it. In this case, I like how the site is humorous and it is definitely not boring, nothing here is dull or desiccated. When I visited the site last time, there was a witty remark about wearing a mask during this pandemic crisis. You should read it, it’s very clever and on point.

This is a company (or how else can I call it?) that has been around for a long time. The site was created in 1996 when we pretty much mostly had DVDs of erotic movies like Emmanuelle, and shit like that. You know those times when we watched porn on special TV programs? Those were such simple times… Sometimes I am nostalgic, but I am not gonna lie – porn is way better today. We see more things, we have more sites and platforms to enjoy it and the babes are even hotter and definitely more numerous. So yeah, sometimes I miss the 90s, but I am pretty much happy with the situation today.

GreenGuy – things you will find here

But, the GreenGuy… Let’s talk about it. So, being around for two and a half decades is really something. It tells you a lot about the site, no? Sure, it looks like these folks haven’t changed a thing in 20 years, with that eye-bleeding design rich with the terribly green text you can read when you enter the main page. And what can you find here, all in green? Well, you have sites, projects, and a number of images. Not all these images are erotic, some of them are just funny or odd.

If you haven’t heard about GreenGuy before, perhaps you’ve heard of link-o-Rama. This is the domain of the site, so you won’t find the site if you just type something like greenguy.com. If you want to visit this little platform, use the link-o-Rama link. I don’t really get this. Why different names? Why not just greenguy.com or something? This way, it’s complicated for people, you hear about this site from someone, but you can’t find it unless you type the right URL. A bummer. You can find everything you need on this page, with both the URL and the name of the site. You have it above.

So, as I said, this design looks very old school and early internet friendly. You will find a lot of piercing green links when you visit the main page, and it looks a bit cluttery. But check it again and you will see that it is actually well-organized. I’ve seen better, but I’ve also seen much worse. Here you will find everything you need fast, just ignore the fact that the green is annoying and not that easy on the eyes.

Milfs, Latinas, teens, Asian sluts, etc.

Now, the content… I like dabbling in something for everyone, and if a site conflates a little bit of this and a little bit of that, why dislike it? So, I think you will find a lot of MILFs here, but you will also find sensual teens, Latina head-turners, Asian eye candies, amateurs, porn stars… So, a little bit of everything and something for all of us. But porn is porn. Whatever they have in store for us, we’ll take it. Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, and you will always have a happy life.

This is a link site, so you have a plethora of categories, and below the category name, there is a list for that one niche, or call it however you like. For example, Women Porn. I must confess, I am very intrigued that a site has something like it. Unfortunately, not many porn site owners are interested in things women like. It is mostly all about men and their preferences. Here women can find sites of dudes with big dicks, and there are some femdom porn links here. If you are a girl, I think you will like this section a lot.

You also have Reality porn links. Now, that one is something I am very excited about since I can’t find it on every link site. Here you have a number of links, and you have things like office porn, auditions, massage, and uniform smut, etc. What entices you the most? I would check it all out because I am curious to see everything. For example, drunk party girls. I opened this one, and they offered me both premium and free sites to watch something like this. You have many links and they are all… Guess it? Green! Yeah!

Various categories and options

Below all this, you have numerous categories. You have 150 to 200 of them. I think here you can find literally everything. All hair colors, body types, nationalities and races, rooms where these bitches fuck, whether it’s indoor or outdoor, and so on. Whatever kink you have, this is a place for you to cum hard. You even have things like latex and rubber fetish, voyeur, watersports, gay and shemale content, and so on. I can’t tell you what to open first because I don’t know what your kinks are, but I like all these things I mentioned.

If you like wanking off to a fresh batch of porn every day, GreenGuy team adds new shit every day. They keep updating their site frequently so you will always have fresh materials to jerk off to. You can yank it like a monkey in a mango tree. Even though the site definitely needs more green, I think you won’t mind it because the content is simply stunning. You have all these slutty hotties waiting for you with pleasure and passion, and you are only a few clicks away from a remarkable fap time.

Of course, I should mention that this site has years of experience, so they know exactly what to give us to be satisfied. You have all these fabulous categories, and they tried to cover everything – group porn, blowjob porn, redheads, teens, urban dictionary, extreme shit, femdom, gay… As I said, they have it all and they are proud of it. No matter what you are into, what gets you going, and what helps you explode all over the place, here you have it and everything is perfectly arranged. So, I think I gave you all the crucial deets.

Conclusion

All I can do now is conclude. GreenGuy, or link-o-Rama is a site that needs more green, but not more categories because they have it all. Just kidding about the green. If anything, they need a design that’s a bit more modern. No more archaic looks, just things that grab our attention these days. They have been here for a while, and this won’t change because they still kick ass. So, visit the site, find a category you like, and get naked and ready for business. Having said all this, it’s time for me to finish my review.